No sooner did Charlie hit rock bottom with his latest failed relationship, he was reborn...as a Dutch non-alcoholic beer spokesman!
Marc Braat from The Netherlands (awesome mat rider, full time Surfmatters fan, part time cop, and tireless Sheen-watcher) forwarded this gem.
I'm not entirely sure what the article says, but the words "cocaine," "prostitute" and "beer" seem to be in there...so at least they're being candid about our man in Malibu!
Here's the TV spot...
...complete with a killer track from T.Rex
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